Live Off Dividends.
Build The King.
A tactical income portfolio where every position has a purpose — from high-octane Attack holdings that fund your lifestyle, to rock-solid Defensive anchors that compound your future.
THE FORMATION
Your dividend army in tactical position
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👑 THE FAT KING
VFV / VOO — S&P 500
The King doesn't pay you much. The King GROWS. Pure S&P 500 compounding over time. No covered calls, no leverage, no income tricks. Your long-term growth engine.
📋 REFERENCE CHART
Complete overview of every holding and its role
| Position | ETF | Yield | Monthly Dist. | Risk Signal |
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Crunch Your Numbers
Enter your holdings data below — edit anything, add holdings, and watch every tab update. Data saves automatically to your browser.
💰 Your Dividend Income
What your holdings pay you — at every cadence.
👑 FEED THE KING — BREAKDOWN
| Position | ETF | Annual Income | 👑 Tithe % | Annual → King | Kept |
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🎯 Dividend Goal
When will your dividends cover your goal?
📌 Projection at your current yield with dividends reinvested — an estimate, not a guarantee.
📈 Portfolio Stats
Live view — the whole kingdom, or one holding at a time.
Unrealized gain/loss = today's live value − total invested. Total invested is your book cost, so it runs a little above net deposits (reinvested dividends bought shares too).
🎯 Portfolio Goal
Live progress toward your target.
📌 From contributions + reinvested dividends at your current yield (excludes price growth) — an estimate, not a guarantee.
📊 Your Spreadsheet
Edit anything — every stat updates live and saves automatically.
Feed The Fat King 👑
The genius of this system is the relationship between risk and reinvestment.
👑 The Fat King
Your Long-Term Growth Engine
The Fat King is your long-term growth engine. No covered calls, no leverage, no income tricks. Just pure S&P 500 compounding over time. VFV (Canadian listed) or VOO (US listed) — same thing underneath, the entire S&P 500. The King doesn't pay you much. The King GROWS. 📈
🎯 HOW THE TITHE WORKS
One dial decides how much of your dividend income feeds the King
| Slider | 👑 Fed to the King | 🔄 You Keep (DRIP / Spend) |
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| 💀 Starve (0%) | Nothing | 100% of dividends |
| ⚖️ Balanced (50%) | Half your dividends | The other half |
| 👑 Feast (100%) | Every dividend dollar | Nothing — it all compounds |
💡 The Feed / Starve The King slider sets a single percentage of your total dividend income. Because it's a flat share, your highest-yield positions naturally feed the King the most dollars. Adjust it live on the Calculator tab.
💡 WHERE THE KING'S FOOD COMES FROM
The tithe is a flat % of every position — so your biggest earners feed the King the most
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⚔️ Attack — biggest contributor
Your highest-yield, highest-risk positions produce the most dividend income — so at any slider setting they hand the King the largest share of dollars. Your riskiest holdings do the heavy lifting. 🔥
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🏃 Commander — the middle
Balanced yield means a solid, steady contribution — neither the loudest nor the quietest earner in your lineup. ⚽
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🛡️ Defensive — smallest contributor
Your safest, lowest-yield holdings earn the least income, so they feed the King the fewest dollars — but they're the reason you sleep well. 😴
These shares are illustrative — your real split depends on how much income each position actually produces. See the exact per-holding breakdown on the Calculator tab.
🧠 The Genius of This System
One dial: choose exactly how much of your dividend income compounds vs. how much you keep.
Your high-yield Attackers earn the most — so they feed the King's growth engine the hardest.
Every dollar fed to the King buys pure S&P 500 compounding — no income tricks, just time.
Feast to grow your future fastest, or Starve to take the cash today. Your call, any time.
📖 POSITION DEFINITIONS
⚔️ Attack
Highest yield, highest volatility, highest risk. These are your income engines. Single-stock or sector-concentrated, often leveraged, distributions can be massive but unpredictable. Price can swing hard in both directions. You hold these because the income potential outweighs the ride. Crashes can actually mean bigger payouts. 🔥
🏃 Commander (Midfield)
The balance point. Solid yield without the white-knuckle volatility of Attack. Broad index or multi-sector underneath gives stability, but leverage or sector tilt keeps the income flowing well above typical ETFs. Goes both ways but won't give you a heart attack. ⚽
🛡️ Defensive
Your foundation. Lower yield relative to the rest of your lineup, but proven, stable, and resilient. Sector matters here — utilities, financials, blue chips. Price tends to hold up better in downturns. Some price growth alongside the income. You sleep well holding these. 😴
Level Up Your Kingdom
Every dollar invested levels up your characters. Tap an Invest button to power them up, or edit holdings in the Calculator — your army grows with your real money. No timers, no fakery.